yeah, i was just kind of browsing the internets, and lo and behold (that's such an old person phrase), a pale, sparkly 'vampire' dildo. iulia and i were upset because there wasn't a werewolf one, but that's not the point. and it's seriously sparkly, because that's the point i can't get over. xD

i just managed to cut my finger open and not notice until a drop of blood landed on the desk! now it hurts like a motherfucker and i can't type with it! yay!

and i'm gonna take the same quiz i took in my last journal, because that was almost a month ago and that's just how i roll.

1. Think back eight months ago, were you single?
i don't think so. eight months ago was...march? so, no. i wasn't.

2. What do you carry with you at all times?
my cell phone.

3. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
um...butler.

4. How are you feeling?
sick, tired, hyper (for some reason).

5. Is something wrong right now?
i lost my voice!

6. Are you mad at someone?
eh, not really.

6. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
no, my mom's making get up early to help her clean the house.

7. Are you jealous of someone right now?
no.

8. Do you have a piggy bank that’s actually shaped like a pig?
yeah. xD it's painted like a soccer ball.

9. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
...that still sounds dirty. mountain dew, again, wtf? xD

10. What are you suppose to be doing right now?
uh...i don't actually think i have any responsibilities right now. wow. xD

11. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah. xD

12. Could you handle a long distance relationship?
never again, man. i'm sick of that shit.

13. Could you cry right now?
not at the moment, no.

14. Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
yeah. i can be just sitting in my room, thinking, and then all of a sudden i'll burst into tears for no apparent reason.

15. Are you okay with the life you live?
...sure.

16. Did you enjoy your day today?
not really. i've been sick, and then my mom got mad at me because i was sick, and then she asked me questions that i couldn't answer because i didn't have a voice.

17. Do you have a tattoo?
not yet.

18. Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
yeah.

19. What was the last thing you spent money for?
um. a big cookie at lunch, i believe. or maybe it was one of those trix bars that i love so very very much. xD

20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
hurm. my mom, i think?

21. Do you call it fall or autumn?
autumn sounds prettier. xD

22. 11:11… Make a wish?
i refuse.

23. Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
your mom.

24. What were you up to at 9pm last night?
i was watching watchmen and eating stale potato chips.

25. Do you hold grudges?
not really. i guess it depends on what the person did.

26. Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name?
...apple? i dunno. a's a lame letter.

27. In the past seventy-two hours, have you been under the influence?
UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LIFE. what? that was a skillful dodge of that question, don't you think? xD

28. Who was your last text from?
iulia.

29. Who was your last phone call from?
bella. she left a message and i couldn't call her back because i couldn't talk. xD


30. One thing you’re looking forward to?
ah. nothing really.

31. Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
yeah, definitely.

32. Has anyone ever called you sexy?
ha, yeah. it's not true, but i appreciate the compliment. xD

33. What color is your camera?
silver.

34. Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
yeah, lots of times.

35. Have you ever lived in Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Hawaii?
no.

36. Have you ever lived in Quebec, Dubai, or Chihuahua?
no.

37. Did you even know Chihuahua was a place?
yeah. from seventh grade geography class. xD

38. By the way, what is your name?
FACE. *SHH*

39. What time zone do you live in?
central.

40. Are you currently in a relationship?
same as last time. "not really, kind of, what?" xD

41. How many letters does your name have in it?
five.

42. Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
i like being home alone, unless i wake up at, like, three in the morning and i'm the only one there. that's when i get freaked out and get up to check the locks and shit. xD

43. Have you ever had to stay overnight at a hospital?
not that i remember.

44. How old is the youngest person in your household?
fifteen.

45. Do you have one of those friends that just have to constantly be in a relationship?
yeah.

and now i'm gonna take a music quiz. it's my journal, so shut up.

1. Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister walks up to you and says, “I wanna rock! ROCK!”; you reply:
rumored nights- the academy is...

2. Your pet elf just got hit by a car. You storm up to the driver, punch them and yell:
i want to tell you- the beatles. xD

3. You just failed the same mission in a video game for the 20th time in one hour. Frustrated, you dropkick the TV into a wall and scream:
hollaback boy- cobra starship. i would, too. xD

4. You just got pulled over for flipping off a state trooper. When he asks to see your license and registration, you reply:
i wanna be a supermodel- avril lavigne. why is that on my ipod? i don't know. xD

5. Is your can of soda plotting to destroy you?
because- the beatles. well, that doesn't tell me anything, but okay. xD

6. A rumour starts going around town about you; what is it about?
nobody i know- peter & gordon. alright. xD

7. You get jumped by someone who likes to punch people to the rhythm of a specific song. What song is it you get punched repeatedly to?
hit the floor- bullet for my valentine. well, i'm fucked. xD

8. You’re wandering around New Mexico when you stumble across the secret desert hiding place of Kurt Kobain, Tupac and Elvis. Stunned by the fact that they’re alive, you slap your hands against your face, go weak in the knees and say:
everyday- buddy holly. 'not again! goddammit, this happens every friggin' day!'

9. Eating at IHOP, you get upset because they went cheap and used powdered cheese in your omelette. You dump the plate down the waiter’s shirt and say:
liar- sex pistols.

10. You just woke up in one of your favourite video games; what is the first thing that happens to you there?
the poor side of town- johnny rivers. ...oh. xD

11. In transit with question 10, your favourite character from aforementioned game just came up to you and said ‘hello’; your response is:
lost in the supermarket- the clash. 'help me jack! i'm all lost in the supermarket! why are you still wearing that ricockulous costume!'

12. You just watched a movie that started off really well, and then had the crappiest ending imaginable. Enraged to the point you want everyone to know about it, you call the local news station and scream:
bitches- mindless self indulgence.

13. You get abducted by the FBI. While being interrogated about something you know nothing about, the only thing you can think to tell them is:
i deserve this- saving litchfield. haaa. xD

14. Your family is visiting and they’re driving you absolutely insane! What do you say in order to scare them out of your house?
poppin' champagne- all time low. that would actually make them want to stay in the house. xD

15. Your friend somehow convinces you to try to snort a Tai red chili pepper. What do you say to them as you’re running around with your nose melting off?
the ghost of you- my chemical romance.

16. You just saw the most unbelievably scary thing in the universe O_O! Terrified, you call the cops. What do you tell the dispatcher you saw?
punkbitch- 3oh!3. hahaaa. xD

17. In a blind rage, you decide to take a flamethrower to someone because they said:
please please me- the beatles. xD

18. Making an attempt to speak a language you have very little experience with, you accidentally offend someone. Turns out you told them:
anarchy in the uk- sex pistols.

19.A drug dealer just came up to you on the street and says, ‘You want it, I got it’. You think for a moment and reply:
angels on the moon- thriving ivory. so, acid, i guess. xD

20. You just managed to jump out of a plane before it crashed into the side of a mountain and have landed safely. Happy to be alive, you hug the ground and say:
we intertwined- the hush sound.


21. You just officially had your name changed! From now on, everyone will know you as:
kissing queen- this is ivy league. well, that's awkward.

22. You just woke up on the set of a porn movie. You find the director and ask him exactly what’s going on. He tells you:
house of wolves- my chemical romance. so...it's werewolf porn, i guess.

23. You just saw Fidel Castro walk down the street. You run after him, and he gets scared off because he thinks you’re an assassin. You chase him into an alleyway, and when he’s cornered, you get in his face and say:
help!- the beatles.


24. Your life just took the most delightful turn for the better! You smile and shout happily:
hallelujah- paramore. that's appropriate, i guess. xD

25. You just joined a street gang. Your gang name is:
z- mindless self indulgence. that's not even a song, but okay. xD

26. Welcome to the mafia. For safety reasons, you are now called:
hurricane- something corporate. that's actually pretty kickass. xD

27. Some seriously weird dude is trying to make you fly a plane into a boat (don’t ask). Your response is:
make me cum- mindless self indulgence. whoaaaa, awkward. xD

28. A giant, rotting pile of garbage just came to life and started giving you advice. It told you:
jizz in my pants- the lonely island.

29. From this day forth, your theme song will be:
last night on earth- green day. ...oh.

30. In the near future, you will:
fugitive- indigo girls. run from the law, i guess.